July 2010
1 post
The Dreamers
*Updated*
I don’t ever really update my blog, mostly because I have nothing to really post about. This however I thought was important. My Father surprised me the other day when he emailed me a poem he wrote about improvisers. I was actually taken aback by what he wrote. Remember, my Father has only ever seen a handful of improv shows, but I suppose from the countless hours...
October 2009
4 posts
Answering Questions with PT: Thirty-Nine
Orange: If you talked in your sleep, what would you say?
I think everyone talks in their sleep. If you don’t have a nightmare and scream out “Sour cream!” then you’re not human. If I used my imagination, then I suppose I would say, “Get back in the Delorean!”.
Ohhh shit. I think my audience is tired with my Back To The Future jokes. FU, *ahem*, I mean,...
Answering Questions with PT: Thirty-Eight
Orange: If you went to the electronics store right now with $1,000, what would you buy?
That depends ol’ bloggy blog. If I went to Best Buy, I would buy an iPod Touch. The complete series of Seinfeld, the complete series of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, basically every DVD I’ve ever wanted.
If I went to hhgregg, THIS FUCKING THING
Wholly god! Is this the new gun that Robocop will...
Answering Questions with PT: Thirty-Seven
Orange: If you were to treat yourself to the “finer things” in life, what would you treat yourself to?
In Carrboro? That’s what I’m going to assume. If I lived in NYC (one day) or any awesome city then shit man, the list could go on and on. So finer things in Carrboro/Chapel/Durham area?
Go to Outback Steakhouse and eat nothing but a Bloomin’ Onion.
Go to...
Answering Questions with PT: Thirty-Six
Ladies and gentlemen, after four months, I have returned. China was amazing, if you’ve never been, then I suggest you go. Not because that’s where I’ve been for the past four months, just because them google images look AMAZING!
Seriously, I just got side-tracked with life as usual, buy damn I love how tumblr. hasn’t deleted my blog or anything, everything is still...
May 2009
2 posts
Answering Questions with PT: Thirty-Five
Orange: If you could change one thing about airlines to make your flights more enjoyable, what it be?
Well, I am a smoker. So dur, I would love to be able to smoke cigs on a plane. You could back in the day, which actually made the air better on an airliner for all passengers. PT, shut the fuck up you say, but no, it’s true. I’d google it for you, or tell you to take a...
Answering Questions with PT: Thirty-Four
Hello dear evil citizens of the world. It has been a good while since I have talked and or shared my thoughts of LOADED QUESTIONS with you. Here goes nothing you!
Orange: If there is life on Mars, what celebrity might resemble the Martians?
The obvious answer is Oprah. Sorry Ma, I know you love her like you love air or the hump back whale, but jeezus christ, come on! This woman lives in a...
February 2009
1 post
Answering Questions with PT: Thirty-Three
HA! Thought I was gone did you? You poor sucker. I fooled you good. Me, FTW.
Naranjo: If you found a $50 bill on the street and had to spend it immediately, what would you buy?
Immediatley?! Like, in twenty minutes?! Oh shit, um, um, I’m looking around. Okay, okay, let’s say I’m at the mall. In that case, perhaps a movie and a lunch at the food court with some ice...
January 2009
13 posts
Answering Questions with PT: Thirty-Two
Aurantiacus: If you could live during a specific time in American History, when would you choose?
NOW! Ha ha, just kidding. A black President is awesome, don’t get me wrong. Obama mania has won the nation and the hearts of white people who had nothing better to do than to promote him for the past year. In my opinion, since we’re talking about Delorean’s time travel here, I...
Answering Questions with PT: Thirty-One
Orange: If you were sitting at a round table of 3 famous people, past or present, who would be joining you?
1: Del Close. Why? Del could give me advice on what I’m doing right and what I’m doing badly in improv. Of course he would always say that improv is always changing with the culture, but still, he could give me some good insight. Also I could vent on him about the things I...
Answering Questions with PT: Thirty!
Orange: When is it okay to “bend the rules”?
The rules eh? Who makes the rules? Who says what is right and what is wrong I wonder? God, Jebus? When is it okay to bend what and why? If I want a Butter-finger bar for $.35 then sorry, I’m gonna take it. Why? Cause it’s cheap and Danize at the local Kangaroo doesn’t give a shit. If I’m online and find a...
Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-Nine
Orange: If you were on a first date and went back to her house, what would cause you to run out of the house screaming?
Screaming? That the girl I’ve been making out with for the past twenty minutes has a penis. YES, that would do it.
Just to run out of the house? A crazy barking dog that wants to bite the shit out of me.
Just to leave? I have to admit, I like a clean house/apt. ...
Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-Eight
Orange: If you were forced to give your life savings to a single charity, which would you choose?
Well, I suppose if it’s for Charity sake, I would donate all I have to the Safe Haven For Donkeys in the Holy Land. People, per year, thousands of poor Donkeys are tortured and left unattended by Israeli people. Some are just used for transportation and to haul things around. These Donkeys...
Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-Seven
Orange: If you were to write a book, what would it be about?
Yesterday I started reading GURU: My Days With Del Close by Jeff Griggs. It’s the third time I’ve read it and every time it makes me smile and makes me sad. To have only met Del, to have taken a class from him. I remember someone saying once, perhaps it was from during a DCM, or perhaps it was from a DSIF where Jeff...
Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-Six
Orange: If you were to put out a hit record, what section would it appear in at the record store?
Well, as I posted before Christmas, if Zooey Deschanel and I were to release an album, it would be under pop/rock. Yet alas, we’ve talked, and it looks like I’ll have to pursue my musical talents elsewhere. If I released an album with my friend Jackon Hall, it would most likely be...
Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-Five
Orange: If your picture showed up on America’s Most Wanted list, what crime would you have committed?
Back in the 90’s I would have committed the act of kidnapping Haley Joel Osment. About a year before The Sixth Sense was even filmed. It would have been sweet. I’d be his mentor, his guru. I would have shown him so many things. Ohhh, Haley, without me, you’re...
Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-Four
Orange: If fat, calories, cholesterol, etc. were not an issue, what two name-brand foods would you feast on?
Jack Daniels BBQ sauce and Pepperidge Farm stuffing. Sometimes, shhh, I might even mix them.
Purple: What is the first word that comes to your mind when you think of a coffee shop?
Americano?
Blue: What is your biggest pet peeve when driving?
My biggest pet peeve is people who think...
Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-Three
Orange: If you were to add one room to your house, what would it be?
I’ve always said that if I were ever going to be rich that I would have a huge mansion with ridiculious rooms in it. For instance, a balloon room. Just a room with balloons, helium, regular, funny shaped, various colors, just balloons. A room full of bean bags, no tables, no nothing except for bean bags. Big and...
Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-Two
Orange: If you had to spend the rest of your life in one place, where would it be?
I wouldn’t mind spending it at the beach, any beach really. It’s weird for a guy that can’t swim, I loves me some ocean and shippin on the ocean. Let’s dig deeper with this Q shall we?
Room: If I had to spend the rest of my life in one room, well that room would be the...
Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-One
Orange: If you could choose/have chosen any college to attend, which would it be?
Well, after high school I took a tour of UNC Pembroke’s campus and facilities. I didn’t get in because, surprise surprise, my SAT scores were a little, well, sucked. The campus was nice, but yee gods what a depressing place to live. The campus was it, there was no downtown, no nothing except for a...
Answering Questions with PT: The New Year's...
Orange: If you could be a famous actor, writer, athlete, artist or musician, which would you choose?
Okay, personal note, sorry fans about missing yesterday’s post. I was drinking and….yeah, so there you go. On another note, Happy New Years! Let’s make this Q more interesting by giving an answer to all careers.
Actor: I’d go with George Clooney. He seems to making...
December 2008
20 posts
Answering Questions with PT: Nineteen
Orange: How could you make $1 Million right now?
I could either sell my soul, or patent my own design of toothbrush. It’s a stainless steel rod with horsh hairs for the brush. You don’t even need toothpaste for this brush, you simply put it under some water and the brush will naturally pour out “Essence” toothpaste. The brush will retail around $350 and it will only...
Answering Questions with PT: Eighteen
Orange: If you had to cover your bedroom with wallpaper displaying someone’s face, who would it be?
Normally someone in this situation would put pictures of supermodels or other hot ladies in a room. I however am not normal so I’m going to go with Spiro Agnew. Not only was he the VP to Tricky Dick, but he was a man of much measurement. He served in WWII and the Korean war, the...
Answering Questions with PT: Seventeen
Orange: If you had to model your life after somebody, who would it be?
Gary Grant dude! He was the George Clooney of our time! He had a M’Fing affair with Sophia Loren! Need I say more? If I do, then death to I.
Purple: What one class do you regret not taking?
Biology.
Blue: What is your favorite cartoon movie?
Who Framed PT Scarborough?
Yellow: What is the longest you have ever...
Answering Questions with PT: Sixteen
Orange: If you could change one event in the course of human world history, what would it be?
I know what most people would say, stop the holocaust. I agree, don’t get me wrong, saving the 10 million Jews that got slaughtered is something I would totally be up for on a weekend. But you know what, I have to go with my gut, and my gut is telling me to save Atlantis. That place must have...
Answering Questions with PT: Fifteen
Orange: If you could add one feature to your car, what would you choose?
Besides shark fins? Well dur, that would be a Flux Capacitor! Then I could travel anywhere in time. I would visit myself in middle school and slap my face. I would then revisit myself in high school and slap my face and say, “Get a haircut”. I would visit myself three years ago and stomp on my foot and...
Answering Questions with PT: The Christmas...
Orange: If you were forced to kill one person living today, at your dicretion, who would it be?
Hard to say, for a while there I wanted to kill a lot of people, esp Uwe Boll. That no talent piece of s—- director. Then I wanted to kill George Lucas for what he did to Indy, that no talent piece of s—- whatever. Now I want to kill Zack Snyder for potentially ruining Watchmen. I...
Answering Questions with PT: Thirteen
Orange: If you were a hunting fanatic, what animal would you hang from your wall?
It’s sad to say, but Bigfoot. If this were Alaska then the Yeti, but nah, the Bigfoot. Catching him would be hard, but fun! I’d simply make a trail of Werther’s Originals and lay them in a line that leads to my gun. Step two, find a taxidermist who wouldn’t freak out and accepts...
Answering Questions with PT: Twelve
Orange: If you could be a member of any TV-sitcom family, which would it be?
It’s hard to choose honestly. There are so many fun families I could be apart of. I could be the third Uncle on Full House, the drunk one. I could be the only white guy on Family Matters, the long lost son of Carl. On Step By Step I could play the wheel chaired cripple step-son whose only passion in life is...
Answering Questions with PT: Eleven
Orange: If you had to sing the National Anthem, who would you want joining you on vocals?
Joining me on vocals eh? I would love for Zooey Deschanel to be just that person. I went and saw YES Man tonight and I have to say that it was a good movie. Not extremely funny, and if people think it’s gonna be like Liar Liar well then you’ll be dissapointed. She’s an adorable foxy...
Answering Questions with PT: Ten
Orange: If you were hitchhiking, who would you hate to pick you up?
I would honestly hate for The Transporter to pick me up. I’ve been on the road now for what, like two whole weeks? Sure, I get by, I’m not living off of berries or anything. I’ve met a lot of cool people, this one guy who showed me how to make a noose. I’m actually having a pretty good time, on...
Answering Questions with PT: Nine
Orange: If you caught Osama Bin Laden, what would you do?
Another GD 9/11 question bra?! Fine, fine! You know what I’d do, I go into his cave, ask him for some hot chocolate (which he wouldn’t have cause he drank it all) and maybe play a game like Battleship. I would be America, he would be Pakistan (with battleships?) and I would make the whole game last until all of our troops...
Answering Questions with PT: Eight
Orange: If you could have someone act as your personal alarm system, whom would you choose?
Man, that’s a tough one. At first I was thinking about Gilbert Gottfried, then I realized, when you wake up in the morning, it should be a gentle lapse into conscienceness. I’m going to have to go with British biological guru Richard Dawkins. If you have ever heard the man speak, then...
Answering Questions with PT: Seven
Orange: If you picked up a guitar right now, what would you play?
Well, I only ever learned about six chords, so I would either play nothing, or something horrible. If I could play anything, I would tease the audience with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme, then I would play Moonlight Mile by the Rolling Stones. I love that one, has a nice kick to it.
Purple: What is the worst name a kid...
Answering Questions with PT: Six
Orange: If all clothing were to have one logo or phrase on them, what would you choose?
Poser.
Purple: What is the gift that keeps on giving?
The gift that keeps on giving is something that can’t be bought in just any store. It has to come from the heart. It has to mean something. It must make you feel great and also never feel unwanted. It’s a gift you can take anywhere...
Answering Questions with PT: Five
Orange: If you could have anyone as your personal servant, who would it be?
That’s a naughty question. Servant as in slave? Or like a butler who drives you around and what not? I’ll answer this then in two parts.
SLAVE: I would have Hannah Montana as my slave. No no, I know what you’re thinking, and sure, in two years all bets are off. I would feed her nothing but sugar...
Answering Questions with PT: Four
Orange: If you opened up a present, what would you least expect to find?
In all of my years, in all of my battles against good and the like, I would never expect to find a BTTF party in my honor. Like say…
You rented out a hotel lobby and put a big effing red bow on the front doors. You drive me to the “Christmas Party” on X-Mas day. We walk up to the door and I...
Answering Questions with PT: Three
Orange: If you could bungee jump anywhere in the world, where would it be?
I would bungee jump at the Empire State building wishing it was actually the World Trade Center. Thanks terrorists.
Purple: Write down your new weight loss invention.
The Build a Bear program. It’s simple and fun! Simply get an application at any near Build a Bear store and get a job! But hey there mister,...
Answering Questions with PT: Two
Orange: If someone were to offer you an unlimited supply of one thing, what would you ask for?
I would most likely want an unlimited supply of Hobbits. They could cook for me, clean for me, give me some killer Pipe Weed. Best thing is, Hobbits live for a long time, so I could just keep the extras in my basement, or take them with me on vacation or just simply give back to the community by...
Answering Questions with PT: One
So tonight DSI had it’s annual Holiday JAM and I got a fun board game called “LOADED QUESTIONS”. It’s a simple game where you roll the dye, take your piece, move it to said number of spaces and the space has a color that corresponds with a question on the stack of cards and everyone answers them and its up to the roller to guess correctly who gave what answer and you...
November 2008
2 posts
WatchMy old friend Joe Pug seems to be doing very well for himself. He’s a great song writer with an awesome voice.
And to think I used to do scenes about tits monkeys with him.
It's Over and Done, The Party Has Just Begun.
Well yes indeed it’s been awhile since I’ve posted. Seven weeks to be almost exact. Wowsa, where have I been, what have I done. Not much to tell you. Right now I’m sitting at Open Eye working on a new project called Beyond the Peacocks. It’s a show about a brother and sister (Bryan and Leslie Peacock) who lead an interesting life looking for love and milk in a small...
October 2008
1 post
Super Me Thinks, Sparkle Life
For the past two weeks now I’ve been hosting a show at ComedyWorx in Raleigh called, “The Super Sparkle Showcase”. My character is Jason Aquarius; an out of work actor from the 70’s. This character was created by Jason Matthews, or JMatt to those who know him has a super creative mo fo. Ben Moser emailed me months ago asking if I would like to host this live variety show...
August 2008
1 post
It Returns
PT Scarborough is a Movie will be returning to the stage.
Sept 12, 2008.
The premiere in over a year.
At the Cat’s Cradle.
Free show.
Be there.
June 2008
2 posts
"Wendy" (copyright by PT Scarborough & Desmond...
Wendy, Wendy, oh well
you came to me in the summertime
I thought I knew you well
Once a year
You might as well
I almost died before
You saved my life
It’s more than I can tell
I love you
but you can’t see it
I love you
but I won’t see it
no I won’t
ever show it
Wendy, Wendy oh well
you came to me in the winter
I thought I knew you well
Once a year
take...
Telegraph Road (The Series): New Update 1
I choose to retitle this series in the long line of entries from my previous blog about the series that Ted Hobgood and I have been creating for the past two years. For one, it is a series, and two: this is my new blog. Oh and three, Ted is the fucking man. CageMatch…chello? Since such last entry, a lot of things have happened. I have sent, at the most, five scripts, to the five cast...
May 2008
5 posts
EvilPT Reviews: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of...
So time and time again we see movies from our childhood (or adult hood, you old fucker) that have been made into, A) Remake, B) prequel or C) Sequel. So you may ask, “PT, you seem like a nerd, but a hot nerd (ah thank you). What did you think of the new Indy movie? Well my friends it has been a while, but here is my first review within about a year. Miss me? Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones): ...
Evil Is Back
Welcome ladies and genitial-men! Here is the new (evil) blog of yours truly! It has been one hell of a spring and summer. I got devilishly good grades this past semester and have recently landed a new job at Vis-Art video in Carrboro. Question: Planning to see a show at the Cat’s Cradle? Great! I’ll be working most likely that night on a Saturday or Friday you plan to go. Going to Amante’s...