Answering Questions with PT: Thirty-Four
Hello dear evil citizens of the world. It has been a good while since I have talked and or shared my thoughts of LOADED QUESTIONS with you. Here goes nothing you!
Orange: If there is life on Mars, what celebrity might resemble the Martians?
The obvious answer is Oprah. Sorry Ma, I know you love her like you love air or the hump back whale, but jeezus christ, come on! This woman lives in a world that is made of sugar and dietary coco puffs. Oprah has done for African American Women as Hally Barry did for winning an Oscar for a movie in which her husband gets the chair and she ends up fucking the redneck sheriff (Billy Bob Thorton) who executed him and….huh, yeah, BULLSHIT. If Oprah were the Hal Jordan (Green Lantern for you stupids) than the rest of the Green Lantern Corps of the Galaxy would have tagged team the fuck outta you just to see how much green powered jizz your face could hold. What was the question?
Purple: What is your biggest frustration with the government?
Gay Marriage. I’m no stick figure sucker, but I know at least one who is. I won’t say his name, but for a guy who says he gets laid less now after losing 70 pounds than when he weighed more than 180 just makes me want to punch his dick through his skull! Come on U.S.A. lets get this shit together, if two hot lesbians who love using cocaine to go at it for six hours and then think about making it serious so they can buy a house and split the pay of everything…well who the fuck is the land in which we live to say what you can or can’t do.
Blue: What would you list as the two biggest tourist attractions in NYC?
Ground Zero: Don’t bother bringing a camera, they’re ain’t fucking shit to see. Thanks asshole who won’t rebuild a god damned thing.
Man Pooping in Fountain: Any fountain.
Yellow: What would you do if you wanted to annoy someone?
I would create “PT Scarborough Is A Chocolate Factory”. It would be ten times better than Willy Wonka’s. So after I’ve murdered four out of five children, I would annoy the parents by sending them golden tickets every single day with the text on the card saying:
“Whoops! Can we try again?”
