Answering Questions with PT: Thirty-Eight
Orange: If you went to the electronics store right now with $1,000, what would you buy?
That depends ol’ bloggy blog. If I went to Best Buy, I would buy an iPod Touch. The complete series of Seinfeld, the complete series of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, basically every DVD I’ve ever wanted.
If I went to hhgregg, THIS FUCKING THING
Wholly god! Is this the new gun that Robocop will hold in the upcoming remake?! No. Is this an express coffee maker that shoots the liquid into your mouth? You wish citizen. In fact, this is an all purpose, all floor vacuum! Look at this gladiator! Dirt Devil my ass, General Electronic? More like Private Do-Hidgy. This is by far the coolest thing I saw last Christmas. I wanted to buy it so bad for my Dad, but, well, for a hand held vacuum it’s pricey. Shit man, who cares though, a thousand bucks, I’d buy four and film a short of me and my friends reenacting scenes from the Halo trilogy.
If I went to Radio Shack?
Not a god damned thing.
Purple: Of the people you know, who do you think snores the loudest?
That’s a good one. People I know? I’m going to have to say Harrison Brookie. Mostly cause his profile pic is hilarious and because he never goes to trivia with his beloved Harold team.
He’ll pay.
Blue: What is the greatest conflict between the genders?
Roast beef.
Yellow: What would it take for you to trust someone you just met?
A girl? Yes, I could go totally blue here, and I know you want me to, but come on people, let’s take this seriously.
Either sex? A sense of humor. Man, a sense of humor will let you pass my SAT scores any day. Just don’t try too hard, just be yourself and I’m sure we’ll flow. If you try to be funny, I can tell. No sweat man, you know how unfunny I am at funerals?
About as funny as that last question.
BOOM!
