Answering Questions with PT: Thirty-Nine
Orange: If you talked in your sleep, what would you say?
I think everyone talks in their sleep. If you don’t have a nightmare and scream out “Sour cream!” then you’re not human. If I used my imagination, then I suppose I would say, “Get back in the Delorean!”.
Ohhh shit. I think my audience is tired with my Back To The Future jokes. FU, *ahem*, I mean, oh dear, I’ll try to be more witty. Come on people, it’s either constant references to BTTF or nerdy bull like Star Wars. Not that I’m not a fan of SW, I just wish Luke Skywalker and Marty McFly could hang out! Imagine the conversation:
Episode 4: Tatooine
A blast of blue and white light comes out of nowhere as the Delorean comes to a halt right next to Luke’s weirdo Iraqi homestead.
Marty: Luke, I’ve come into the future to warn you about your destiny!
Luke: What? Sir, I have to go look at some new junk droids that these midgets are selling on the black market with my Uncle.
Marty: There’s no time for that! I have to tell you about your Father!
Luke: My father? What about him?
Marty: Your father’s still alive!
Luke: What the fuck?!
Marty: … Wait, where’s Obi Wan?
Luke: (Starts crying) Who???
Marty: The old man, who teaches you the ways of the…
Luke: Uncle!
Marty: Shhhh!
Luke: I’m gonna tell!
Marty: Man, this was the wrong time to come to. How did I get to this Galaxy again?
Uncle: What’s the meaning of this?! You’re with the Empire aren’t you?!
Marty: NO! I’m just here to tell Luke that his Father is-
(BAM!!) A club to the skull.
Luke: Thanks Uncle. What is that ship like thing that he came in?
Uncle: I don’t know. Looks like an airplane, without it’s wings…
EXT: Marty gets back up! He jumps back into the Delorean and runs off the land!
Luke: Shoot it Uncle, shoot it!
EXT: Marty runs over some sand dunes! Luke’s Uncle takes out a double barrel shotgun! BAM! BAM! He misses.
Uncle: My dunes you! You killed my dunes!
What was the question again?
Purple: What animal comes to your mind when you think of the safari?
Blue: What is the most dangerous occupation?
Yellow: What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
Give a $1 to charity.
Sorry, no. I poo.
