Answering Questions with PT: One
So tonight DSI had it’s annual Holiday JAM and I got a fun board game called “LOADED QUESTIONS”. It’s a simple game where you roll the dye, take your piece, move it to said number of spaces and the space has a color that corresponds with a question on the stack of cards and everyone answers them and its up to the roller to guess correctly who gave what answer and you move up on the board based on how many people you correctly guessed with said questions.
Get it? Sweet. So I don’t play board games much and I’ll probably loose this thing in a week anyways. With that said, I’m going to get that stack o questions out and answer them on this blog. I have nothing to hide. Or do I?
Orange: If there is a hell, where is it?
If there is a hell, it’s located somewhere in between David Blaine’s taint and Lindsey Lohan’s asshole. Ehhh or either Britney’s asshole.
Purple: Fill in the blank- I mailed a letter to ———, and I can’t believe I never heard back from them?
I mailed a letter to George Lucas about how he could have made better decisions on the shit I loved as a kid and now are all ruined, that stupid piece of producing shit, and I can’t believe I never heard back from them?
Blue: What is your favorite act at the circus?
Depending on the drug, lets say LSD, I love the part when the Elephants and Tigers start making racecar noises when anybody gets in or out of their seat.
Yellow: What would like to name your car?
I would name my car after the third president of the United States.
The Van Buren. HEYYYYYYYYYYY! And away I go!
