Answering Questions with PT: Three
Orange: If you could bungee jump anywhere in the world, where would it be?
I would bungee jump at the Empire State building wishing it was actually the World Trade Center. Thanks terrorists.
Purple: Write down your new weight loss invention.
The Build a Bear program. It’s simple and fun! Simply get an application at any near Build a Bear store and get a job! But hey there mister, where do you think you’re going with all that food?
“Um, home?”
Got a lot of snack food there I see.
“Yeah, I know it’s not good for me but-“
Well come with me!
Here at the Build a Bear program you take all those empty calories and high risk foods that give you that weight and stuff them into a Bear! You can even be creative!
“Like how?”
It’s christmas time, get a ham, but oh no, don’t eat it, you’re on the program! Stuff that leg into a bear and give it to a dear one this holiday season!
“How much does this cost?”
Absolutley nothing! You have a job with the program, the Build a Bear store pays you!
Sound too good, hear from our customers!
“I was three hundred going on three forty, it was a scary time. Then I quit my job as a full time lab assistant and got a job with B.A.B at the mall. Now I’ve lost fifty pounds. Best part is, my bears are the best!” -Thomas Wanking, Carlville GA.
Don’t waste your money on other diets, this is a proven weight loss program! Get a job today!
Blue: Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
The “It’s a trap!” guy.
Yellow: What is one thing you refuse to share.
That I want to bone every girl I meet.
Oh wait….
