Answering Questions with PT: Four
Orange: If you opened up a present, what would you least expect to find?
In all of my years, in all of my battles against good and the like, I would never expect to find a BTTF party in my honor. Like say…
You rented out a hotel lobby and put a big effing red bow on the front doors. You drive me to the “Christmas Party” on X-Mas day. We walk up to the door and I don’t have any reason to think that a big red bow is out of place. Then you tell me to rip the bow off. I do so and the doors fly open! Inside is a Christmas themed Back to the Future party with all my favorite friends and relatives, but wait, they’re all dressed up like characters from the movie!
There’s Uncle Randy dressed up like 2015 Biff helping to put the Christmas lights up! There’s my brother dressed up like Marty’s brother in pizza delivery attire (or business suit, depending on which 1985 he wants to display) with my sister in law who dressed up like Marty’s sister playing Christmas music! Dad’s dressed up like Doc Brown, Mom’s dressed up like Sarah Clayton! They’re making sure there’s plenty of dehydrated pizza and chips with dip for everyone! My best buds are dressed up like Biff and his gang (don’t forget about Billy Zane with the 3D glasses) and dance to the sweet beats of Hewis Lewis and the News! Someone throws me a red vest and makes fun that “Dork thinks he’s gonna drown!” All the ladies I know are dressed up like Jennifer and Marty’s Mom and make whiskey with Pepsi Free drinks! Oh someone brought a dog that looks like Einstein and put a green elf hat on him!
And just when you think it can’t get any better, a Delorean pulls up outside as the party closes! On the hood is a huge note that says, “To: PT From: Yourself in 2015, sorry couldn’t afford the hover converter. Merry Christmas!”.
Nope, I’d never expect that.
Purple: What is a sure sign that someone thinks they’re “too cool”?
By acting like a rockstar. You know, for instance, you do a show, let’s say improv show and you never talk to anyone at the theater except for your fellow players and then just leave. Oh no, you’re not in a rush to get anywhere, just to that party with sweet ass girls and free PBR. I think that qualifies.
Blue: What sport should cease to exist?
Anything that’s on ESPN that’s not Basketball, Football, Baseball or Soccer or Tennis. PLEASE!
Yellow: What is your biggest superstition?
That all of my base is our belonging to me.
