Answering Questions with PT: Five
Orange: If you could have anyone as your personal servant, who would it be?
That’s a naughty question. Servant as in slave? Or like a butler who drives you around and what not? I’ll answer this then in two parts.
SLAVE: I would have Hannah Montana as my slave. No no, I know what you’re thinking, and sure, in two years all bets are off. I would feed her nothing but sugar cookies and the second she complains about stomach aches or lack in diet I would take out a copy of Xanadu and make her watch it. Then I would tell her to sing the songs from the movie for me while I walk my dog. I would make her wash my Van and then paint me a new picture of what she thinks she’ll look like at age forty every single day.
SERVANT: Oh man, I would totally have George G. Scott circa 1985 as my servant. I guess mostly cause I got A Christmas Carol on the brain, but this would be awesome! We would watch all his movies and he would give me the inside scoop on what really went on in Hollywood. Everytime he drives me around and we park somewhere, when he lets me out of the car he would have to shout, “Ladies and Gentleman, for your eyes only, PT Scarborough and I, George C. Scott!”
Purple: What part of your body probably smells right now?
Probably my feet, forgot to wear socks today.
Blue: Who is the most likely person to rip you off?
Probably an old friend of mine who got addicted to meth and stole a hundred bucks from me once. Oddily that’s the only time someone has every robbed me blind.
That or the government.
Yellow: What book do you frequently recommend to people?
Easy! Childhood’s End by Arthur C. Clarke. I can’t believe everyone hasn’t read this book yet. Written back in 51’, Clarke himself predicts the internet and video games and ultimately the final evolution of man! It’s such an awesome novel, makes you wanna write it does, yes sir, uh huh, it’s true. I pinkie swear!
