EvilPT

Welcome to the new blog about the life of PT Scarborough. I'm a comedian/writer living in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. I perform at the DSI Comedy Theater. I'm also evil.
Wed Dec 17

Answering Questions with PT: Six

Orange:  If all clothing were to have one logo or phrase on them, what would you choose?

Poser.

Purple:  What is the gift that keeps on giving?

The gift that keeps on giving is something that can’t be bought in just any store.  It has to come from the heart.  It has to mean something.  It must make you feel great and also never feel unwanted.  It’s a gift you can take anywhere with you and you feel risky you can show it to your friends.  It’s a gift that says, “Hey, I’m okay with myself, this is me”.  It’s something that perhaps your friends will envy you for, but the great news is, you can share this gift with them, or tell them how find it themselves!  It’s the greatest gift of all, portable blowjob machines.

Blue: What do people not do enough of today?

Not enough people use the word Bee’s Knees anymore.  Once a week I get a great idea and tell someone about it, for once I would love to hear that person react with that slang.

Yellow:  What drastic alteration have you considered doing to your body?

Going blonde.  Upstairs and down.