Answering Questions with PT: Seven
Orange: If you picked up a guitar right now, what would you play?
Well, I only ever learned about six chords, so I would either play nothing, or something horrible. If I could play anything, I would tease the audience with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme, then I would play Moonlight Mile by the Rolling Stones. I love that one, has a nice kick to it.
Purple: What is the worst name a kid can have in High School?
I knew a girl in high school, her last name was Hymen. No joke. I still don’t know why she never killed herself and haunts the school to this day. Not that I wanted her to kill herself, but just that someone haunting Chapel Hill High School would make it all the more cooler.
“You hear that man?”
“Yeah. We gotta get outta here.”
“Why, what was it?”
“A girl named Hymen. She haunts this school.”
“She died?”
“Yeah, killed herself.
“Why did she do that?”
“You’re kidding right?’
Blue: What one person deserves to run for public office?
I think John F. Kennedy deserves another shot.
Yellow: What was your favorite childhood game?
I liked Duck Duck Moose. I know, you’re thinking Goose. No, no. My friends and I played with Moose. It was a lot better, when you were picked as Moose, you would walk as slowly as possible to try to tag the person while the theme to Northern Exposure was whistled by your classmates.
You never caught the person by the way.
