Answering Questions with PT: Eight
Orange: If you could have someone act as your personal alarm system, whom would you choose?
Man, that’s a tough one. At first I was thinking about Gilbert Gottfried, then I realized, when you wake up in the morning, it should be a gentle lapse into conscienceness. I’m going to have to go with British biological guru Richard Dawkins. If you have ever heard the man speak, then you’re already cool in my book, but if you have listened to the way he speaks, that nice, soft tone of voice you’ll agree with me.
“It’s 9am Mr. Scarborough. Please get up and out of your bed. Best to be hasty at this point. Excuse me, please, you must. That’s it, one foot on the ground…splendid, now the other…very good. Have a grand day, see you tomorrow.”
Purple: In the wake of 9/11, how have you changed your life?
Uh…burr. It just got cold in here. Damn dude, it’s almost Christmas, really? Well, to be honest…
Dec, 2001: Had Christmas with family, it was nice, we were all thankful for being here and yada yada.
Feb, 2002: Did a lot of homework. Never finished that wood working project, probably made a D.
April, 2002: Had birthday, most likely received a game.
August 2002: Got ready for school.
Dec, 2002: X-Mas again.
SKIP AHEAD A BIT
July, 2003: Graduated, spoke as speaker for the class.
October, 2003: Met new friends, said DSI was cool.
LITTLE MORE
DEC, 2004: Had shitty job, painted Guitar for family cause I had no money.
DEC, 2006: PTSIAM, more new friends. Attended college.
DEC, 2007: Improv lacking, still attending. Thinking I can do better in college.
DEC, 2008: Typing this up you stupid question. God your stupid.
Blue: What is your favorite thing about being in a foreign city?
That I have the comfort of knowing that everyone will know what a Big Mac is.
Yellow: Who/where do you like to get your news from?
By popping either A: a Snapple and looking under the cap, or B: Old Man MacMurphy who lives down the street. He gives me free pie when he remembers who I am and tells me the latest about F.D.R.
