Answering Questions with PT: Nine
Orange: If you caught Osama Bin Laden, what would you do?
Another GD 9/11 question bra?! Fine, fine! You know what I’d do, I go into his cave, ask him for some hot chocolate (which he wouldn’t have cause he drank it all) and maybe play a game like Battleship. I would be America, he would be Pakistan (with battleships?) and I would make the whole game last until all of our troops were back home. Then when the game is over (whether I won or lost) I would break the game over his face, tie his shoe laces together, discover that he was lying about the hot chocolate and write in graffii on his cave wall PT FTW. Then I would call someone to pick him up and let the feds deal with him.
Purple: When is popping open a bottle of champagne appropriate?
When you’re a rapper.
Blue: What is the best thing about your mom?
That today she gave me a $25 gift card to iTunes, w00t!
Yellow: What one morning activity can you not do without?
I really can’t stress enough about a good morning poo. You’ve been lying around all night and your body has been disgusting that Waffle House and whiskey and your body can no longer stand it when you sit up in the morning. You have to, YOU HAVE TO, you need to poo. Just make sure you don’t fall back asleep afterwards on the toilet.
Opps.
