Answering Questions with PT: Eleven
Orange: If you had to sing the National Anthem, who would you want joining you on vocals?
Joining me on vocals eh? I would love for Zooey Deschanel to be just that person. I went and saw YES Man tonight and I have to say that it was a good movie. Not extremely funny, and if people think it’s gonna be like Liar Liar well then you’ll be dissapointed. She’s an adorable foxy mama and she can actually sing too! We would both be on stage and she would be so amazed by my voice. After the fireworks stop (since this takes place on the 4th of July) she’ll look at me and I at her, then…well you know. Soon well both be on the road together, going from city to city singing and playing music together! Soon the record album sales will be going up, I’ll be in movies with her and then the eventual sex tape scandel. Ah, man, it’d be worth it though. I’d do it. I’d do it for America.
Purple: What is the #1 reason why you would join the army?
So I could kick anyone’s ass. Also to see the alien, you know, the alien they have at Area 51. That or the pills they give you to make you have superpowers.
Blue: What is your favorite thing to do with snow?
To do with snow? Make snowmen. An army of them.
To do to snow? Pee on it.
Yellow: Aside from smoking, what habit do you hate?
Well jerk, I do smoke and I don’t hate it. Besides that though, people who dress there dogs up. You know those little pups with clothes on them and the girls carry around the dogs like they’re a GD purse or something. Just ship it to China already so the Wang family can have a good dinner.
