Answering Questions with PT: Twelve
Orange: If you could be a member of any TV-sitcom family, which would it be?
It’s hard to choose honestly. There are so many fun families I could be apart of. I could be the third Uncle on Full House, the drunk one. I could be the only white guy on Family Matters, the long lost son of Carl. On Step By Step I could play the wheel chaired cripple step-son whose only passion in life is to meet Debra Winger. Well, i don’t have to be a member of the family, why not just another character? Even on the Wonder Years, I could play Mail Man Bert who comes at the end of each episode to flirt with the Mother or warn the family of the future. On Boy Meets World I could play puberty and see how much the kids hate me by the last episode. On Growing Pains I would be the Devil and me and Kirk Cameron would always play pranks on each other. Shit, on Family Ties I would play Doc Browne! Who’s The Boss?, I fucking am! Charles in Charge, I don’t think so, I would play the Vietnamese guy who moves in and takes things over, the show would then be called Charlie in Charge. The Facts of Life, I would play the kitchen. The Hogan Family, I’d be Mrs. Poole vibrator. Shit, on Perfect Strangers I could be any of those two guys.
Ehh, second thought I’ll stick with Full House. This show looked like too much fun.
Purple: What is the worst physical handicap?
Not having taste buds, cause then you’ll never be able to taste the snozberries.
Blue: What is your favorite thing about your country?
That a homie is in the house playa.
Yellow: What would be a fun, new hobby?
Collecting Morse code.
