Answering Questions with PT: Thirteen
Orange: If you were a hunting fanatic, what animal would you hang from your wall?
It’s sad to say, but Bigfoot. If this were Alaska then the Yeti, but nah, the Bigfoot. Catching him would be hard, but fun! I’d simply make a trail of Werther’s Originals and lay them in a line that leads to my gun. Step two, find a taxidermist who wouldn’t freak out and accepts American Express and BOOM. I got myself a real life Bigfoot. I would name him George and I would love him and squeeze him.
Purple: What word describes your knowledge of the internet?
Boombastic. Er, Stalker.
Blue: What is your favorite pet name?
In high school this girl called me Starfish cause Sponge Bob Square Pants just came out. The girl was cute, but I didn’t really know her that well. That’s why I still don’t know if she called me that because it was just cute, or because she thought I was a complete moron like Patrick on SBSP. *le sigh*
Yellow: What do you consider the greatest threat to your personal stabilty?
Besides Zombies? If the world ran out of Diet Dr. Pepper I would be pretty uneasy for a couple of days. Hrmmm, OH! The greatest threat to my stability would be someone who told me I couldn’t do something. Then when I try to prove the guy wrong and do it, it doesn’t work, that would make me crazy, and it would just make me want to hurt the person who said I couldn’t do something. And then, when I try to hurt that person and I find out I can’t, that would make me want a cheese sandwich. Then, when I make it but forget to add provolone and I find out it’s just American cheese and I totally fucked up my meal, that would make me a little on edge. Then when I try to calm down with a hot shower and listen to R&B only to realize that BOYS II MEN is soooooo 90’s, that would piss me off. Then when I just try to laugh the whole day off and forget about the jerk who said I couldn’t do something calls me up and says he’s dating my sister, I’d be OUT OF MY MIND! Then I would remember that I don’t have a sister and the invincible guy who told me I couldn’t do something was just jerking my chain I would….yeah, that would make me pretty unstable.
Pa da bum.
