Answering Questions with PT: The Christmas Special
Orange: If you were forced to kill one person living today, at your dicretion, who would it be?
Hard to say, for a while there I wanted to kill a lot of people, esp Uwe Boll. That no talent piece of s—- director. Then I wanted to kill George Lucas for what he did to Indy, that no talent piece of s—- whatever. Now I want to kill Zack Snyder for potentially ruining Watchmen. I mean, don’t get me wrong, the trailer looks awesome and I have high hopes for it because all he has to do is follow the story line right, copy it like 300? Well F man, 300 takes you like 10 minutes to read and to understand, but the Watchmen even if it’s running time is 3 hours, hrmm, I don’t know. The interview above makes me worry, either the dude’s jet lagged or he really doesn’t know how to communicate. He comes across as a film graduate from UNCW who just liked, “Yeah man, this is cool. I’m excited. We huh, you know, put a lot of time and stuff into this, you know?”
So him, and DEF him if he ruins the whole GD franchise.
Purple: What historical figure do you most admire?
I would have to go with Aeschylus, the founder of the Greek tragedy. Also the founder of wanting to kill yourself during freshmen english. The guy was so bad ass, he got killed by a turtle. Huh, that’s right, a turtle. Supposedly eagles in the area surrounding Sicily loved turtles, but how can you get to the meat of the situation with a shell that hard? Well, it’s simple, grab one, fly over some rocks, lets say near a cliff’s edge and drop one to crack that sucker. Well, our good friend Aeschylus was wandering about around such a cliff when a turtle hit him in the end. The turtle survived though luckily. I like the dude, and not just for how he died. At least it wasn’t as bad as the heretic Arius.
Blue: What one store would you want to win a shopping spree?
Honestly Super Target. Fuck Wal-Mart, the Target is where it’s at.
Yellow: What two words describe your lifestyle?
Blu Ray.
