Answering Questions with PT: Fifteen
Orange: If you could add one feature to your car, what would you choose?
Besides shark fins? Well dur, that would be a Flux Capacitor! Then I could travel anywhere in time. I would visit myself in middle school and slap my face. I would then revisit myself in high school and slap my face and say, “Get a haircut”. I would visit myself three years ago and stomp on my foot and say, “Don’t ask her to leave!” I would go to Greece and talk with Plato about plates. I would visit Bo Derek in the seventies and say to her, “Your boerrific!” I’d also visit the late great Elvis and show him an iPod.
Purple: What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word ‘police’?
Sting.
Blue: What is the most disturbing sound in the world?
When baby Jesus cries.
Yellow: What celebrity do you resemble most?
In high school, my Astronomy teacher said I looked like Rosie O’Donnell. He didn’t like me very much, mostly because I never came to class. Of course there’s John Belushi, but not many people notice it because I got the beard and my nose ain’t flat. I guess John’s the best bet. Another friend told me I reminded her of Micheal Keaton, but that was mostly for the way I acted around her and stuff.
I’m gonna go with Rosie.
