EvilPT

Welcome to the new blog about the life of PT Scarborough. I'm a comedian/writer living in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. I perform at the DSI Comedy Theater. I'm also evil.
Mon Dec 29

Answering Questions with PT: Eighteen

Orange: If you had to cover your bedroom with wallpaper displaying someone’s face, who would it be?

Normally someone in this situation would put pictures of supermodels or other hot ladies in a room.  I however am not normal so I’m going to go with Spiro Agnew.  Not only was he the VP to Tricky Dick, but he was a man of much measurement.  He served in WWII and the Korean war, the dude was obviously a bad ass.

“Hey, who’s this all over your walls?”

“Why, that’s Spiro Agnew my friend.”

“Good choice.”

“I thought so.”

Purple: What do you consider to be the most volatile country in the world today?

Volatile?  *looking at dictionary*.  AH!  Yes *cough* volatile.  I would have to go with Christmas Island off the coast of Australia.  It’s small, but watch out mother fucker, this place is abouts to become volatiled!

Not really, Im sure it’s nice there, it’s Christmas Island!

Blue: What national monument or park have you always wanted to visit?

I really want to visit the unfinished Crazy Horse monument.  The thing looks awesome(so far) and soon it’ll be a whole head!  But seriously, this shit will either never be finished, or like what we did to the Indians, we have good intentions, but in the end we won’t give a shit and just let it sit there and give a big middle finger to the culture and kill another Buffalo.  In the end, a shitty mountain with the face of some dude.

Yellow: How many times per day do you look in the mirror?

At least ten or more a day.  I just need to make sure I’m still there.  The day I walk in front of a mirror and I don’t see a reflection, then I know I’m a vampire.

Let me check again…

Nope, still there.  Oh my day will come.  My day will come.