EvilPT

Welcome to the new blog about the life of PT Scarborough. I'm a comedian/writer living in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. I perform at the DSI Comedy Theater. I'm also evil.
Thu Jan 1

Answering Questions with PT: The New Year’s Special

Orange: If you could be a famous actor, writer, athlete, artist or musician, which would you choose?

Okay, personal note, sorry fans about missing yesterday’s post.  I was drinking and….yeah, so there you go.  On another note, Happy New Years!  Let’s make this Q more interesting by giving an answer to all careers.

Actor: I’d go with George Clooney.  He seems to making all the right moves.  He’s also dating a 26 year old whore so BOOM, + two lives.  He’s made a lot of good movies and hasn’t fallen into all the bull that good lookin dudes get into with the media.  I think he even said something about how Britney Spears should be dead or something.  No?  Well he should have.

Writer: Micheal Crichton.  RIP good sir.  He made a lot of money and did a lot of shit with his imagination.  No, no, not like J.K. Rowling or Tolkien.  He wrote more than ONE story.  You take Tolkien, yes, great saga of LOTR, Rowling, yes, great at adapting a world Tolkien created and making it bigger with kids becoming teens.  Crichton though, his stories were awesome and epic at times.  He made movies out of his work true, but he was also a producer or co-writer or at least had something to do with the actual production.  We can all forgive the movies Sphere, and Congo but I’ll take Jurassic Park the movie and novel over Harry Potter and the Stone Brick and I’d also take PREY the novel over LOTR the Walk.

Athlete: Micheal Jordan.  He’ll live forever and I’ve seen his mother’s house (2432 Wrightsville, NC).

Artist: Alex Ross.

Musician: Mark Knopfler.  Reason, dur.

Purple: What is the worst occupation in the world?

Richard Dreyfuss’ Therapist.

Blue: What two television channels do you view most freqeuntly?

Mtv and Mtv2.  CAUSE IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF.

Yellow: What is your greatest phobia?

That my dog will one day wake up as me, and I as him, and I won’t want our bodies to go back to normal.