EvilPT

Welcome to the new blog about the life of PT Scarborough. I'm a comedian/writer living in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. I perform at the DSI Comedy Theater. I'm also evil.
Fri Jan 2

Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-One

Orange: If you could choose/have chosen any college to attend, which would it be?

Well, after high school I took a tour of UNC Pembroke’s campus and facilities.  I didn’t get in because, surprise surprise, my SAT scores were a little, well, sucked.  The campus was nice, but yee gods what a depressing place to live.  The campus was it, there was no downtown, no nothing except for a pizza/beer joint across from the campus.  Driving into town, you see nothing but cotton fields which weirds you out, you know, cause of the whole slave thing.  So Pembroke is out.

UNC Wilmington is really nice, and of course it’s at the beach.  Shit, even Cape Fear Community College is nice (Go Ravens!).  I love Wilmington and it’s sister islands and I could really see myself goin there.  So, UNCW, perhaps.

I’ve lived my whole life in Chapel Hill and UNC here is like the backyard to my house.  My second job in life was a delivery driver for Jimmy Johns and I learned the campus inside and out in about a week.  When DSI started we had all our practices and classes on campus (Hamilton Hall, ah).  So I’m a fan of UNC here, my parents went there, so did most of my friends.

As far as other colleges, I don’t know, abroad somewheres would be nice.  I’m just not into the whole college idea.  I’ve done my time at Alamance Community(go Raserbacks!) but the passion isn’t in me right now to further my education.  When spelling that out it seems negative, like I’m saying, “I don’t want to be smarter or have a future”.  That’s not true, I don’t know.  Stop asking serious questions game.

Purple: What aspect of your personality could use a little work?

My id.

Blue: What is your greatest addiction?

Drinking, smoking, ritz bits and PUPPIES!

Yellow: What song reminds you most of a past or present relationship?

Alright you sonofabitch, look, fans of mine, don’t forget I’m evil, but this next truth is gonna hurt me more than you.

Girl I liked in High School.  Went on two dates.  Jack Johnson - Flake

Girl I worked with, she was 24 and went to UNC.  She was amazing.  Also, we both really liked Smallville, which had this little ditty in the show A LOT.  The Calling -Wherever You Will Go.

Girl I met through DSI.  Black Eyed Peas - Don’t Lie

And finally, a girl that meant a lot to me, a girl from my past.  Bob Dylan - Visions of Johanna.