Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-Two
Orange: If you had to spend the rest of your life in one place, where would it be?
I wouldn’t mind spending it at the beach, any beach really. It’s weird for a guy that can’t swim, I loves me some ocean and shippin on the ocean. Let’s dig deeper with this Q shall we?
Room: If I had to spend the rest of my life in one room, well that room would be the President’s Office at NBC studios. Tina Fey just makes that place look like so much fun.
House/Mansion: The Playboy Mansion.
Small Town: I like Saratoga Springs, place looks calming.
City: Manahatta.
State: North Carolina’s been nice to me.
Country: America, for the freedom you know?
Planet: Gliese 581c or New Earth, looks nice. It has a red sun that orbits it, which means if I have a son there, he comes to earth and becomes Superman, so that’s fucking sweet!
Purple: At what age did you have your first girlfriend?
In Elementary School, for like all of school then, perhaps 6? Daniele Daum. We held hands, she taught me how to ride a horse. I remember in 2nd grade when some jerk was talking to her I stabbed him in the shoulder with a pencil. No, I did. I got in trouble. Showed him though.
Blue: What do you consider is your biggest turnoff?
A girl that doesn’t eat. I mean, really, we’re having dinner and you’re ordering a salad, but when we get back home your snacking on the ritz’s baby! What’s the deal!? We just had dinner, you coulda ordered a burger or something. I did! Look at me, big and lean and full of fun. Look at you, hot to trot and wasting my money!
Yellow: What do you bring most to a friendship?
Booze if I have the money. OH, you meant like, all the time? laughter I guess. Whether I break something or make a joke, as long as we have a good time, it’s swell.
