Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-Four

Orange: If fat, calories, cholesterol, etc. were not an issue, what two name-brand foods would you feast on?
Jack Daniels BBQ sauce and Pepperidge Farm stuffing. Sometimes, shhh, I might even mix them.
Purple: What is the first word that comes to your mind when you think of a coffee shop?
Americano?
Blue: What is your biggest pet peeve when driving?
My biggest pet peeve is people who think my van is going slower than it is. People, it’s a van, it’s huge, going up this hill is hard with a V8 engine and two tons of steel on four wheels. I would go faster if I could but then the engine would stall and my ass would be on your face. Let’s just both relax to the music of Johnny Rivers. Ahhhh.
Yellow: What is the worst quality a person can have?
Someone who takes themselves too seriously. Like Christians.
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Or Christ.
*On a side note, sorry about not answering in more detail like I always do, today was a slow day.*
P.S. Corey Brown, Richard Ayoade is your doppleganger.