EvilPT

Welcome to the new blog about the life of PT Scarborough. I'm a comedian/writer living in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. I perform at the DSI Comedy Theater. I'm also evil.
Wed Jan 7

Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-Four

Orange: If fat, calories, cholesterol, etc. were not an issue, what two name-brand foods would you feast on?

Jack Daniels BBQ sauce and Pepperidge Farm stuffing.  Sometimes, shhh, I might even mix them.

Purple: What is the first word that comes to your mind when you think of a coffee shop?

Americano?

Blue: What is your biggest pet peeve when driving?

My biggest pet peeve is people who think my van is going slower than it is.  People, it’s a van, it’s huge, going up this hill is hard with a V8 engine and two tons of steel on four wheels.  I would go faster if I could but then the engine would stall and my ass would be on your face.  Let’s just both relax to the music of Johnny Rivers.  Ahhhh.

Yellow: What is the worst quality a person can have?

Someone who takes themselves too seriously.  Like Christians.

Or Christ.

*On a side note, sorry about not answering in more detail like I always do, today was a slow day.*

P.S.  Corey Brown, Richard Ayoade is your doppleganger.