Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-Five
Orange: If your picture showed up on America’s Most Wanted list, what crime would you have committed?
Back in the 90’s I would have committed the act of kidnapping Haley Joel Osment. About a year before The Sixth Sense was even filmed. It would have been sweet. I’d be his mentor, his guru. I would have shown him so many things. Ohhh, Haley, without me, you’re nothin’.
Purple: Name one sport not in the Olympics that should be in an Olympic sport?
I effing hate ESPN these days. Poker? Really?! Poker is a GD sport and you have a whole season/show based around this?! Don’t get me wrong, it’s an interesting game and I’ve played it (badly), but it’s on E.S.P.N. That stands for Eager Sports People Now. Come on, I’d rather have American Gladiators!
Blue: What is your favorite type of cookie?
When I was a child there was this woman who lived down my street. She always made the sweetest, most moist and crisp cookies. Her husband died turning WWII as a fighter pilot. I would often as a child go to her home and help her with house hold chores. Cleaning, grocery shopping, whatever. She was an awesome lady and god rest her soul, she is with her husband. I will never forget her, or her cookies. I love you Mrs. Fields.
Yellow: Is there anything or anyone in the world that you would sacrifice your life for? If so, who/what?
Anything: iPhone
Who? Every cool guy has one.
What? It’s an iPhone bone nozzer.
Anyone: Neil Armstrong.
Who: First man to step foot on the moon.
What: Moron.
