Answering Questions with PT: Twenty-Six
Orange: If you were to put out a hit record, what section would it appear in at the record store?
Well, as I posted before Christmas, if Zooey Deschanel and I were to release an album, it would be under pop/rock. Yet alas, we’ve talked, and it looks like I’ll have to pursue my musical talents elsewhere. If I released an album with my friend Jackon Hall, it would most likely be under Top Ten Hits of the Year. Our album would include such song titles as:
“Why Aren’t You More Like the Ex?”
“Smoke Isn’t the Only Thing That Hurt’s My Heart”
“If I Did, It Was All Your Fault”
“Your Cat!”
“Marty McFly Meets Doc Samson”
“The Adventures of Your Younger Brother”
“I Haven’t Been Special Since 9/11”
“Whiskey Killed Christians”
“Lubriderm Burns At Times”
and many more!
Purple: Fill in the blank- I’ve never been able to__________
I’ve never been able to tell a little kid to shut the fuck up. Seriously, the other night I met my PePaw for dinner at Breadmen’s and this little kid at another booth, about ten feet away kept yelling, “David!” At first I was thinking maybe his Dad, cause the only other people at the booth were an old woman (grandma perhaps?) and his little brother. Why would a kid call his Dad by his actual first name? Exactly, HE WASN’T! He was yelling at his younger brother who was ingnoring him because he hated him as much as the rest of the world! Seriously, I’ve never been able to yell at a little kid. I want to, I sooooo do. Mostly cause the parents of this generation are such Puss to the Y’s. Shut the f up kids and let me eat my club sub in peace.
Blue: What one body part do you see changing in the next five years?
My boner. It just keeps getting longer.
Ladies?
Yellow: What are your nightmares generally about?
That the Cylons will win.
