EvilPT

Welcome to the new blog about the life of PT Scarborough. I'm a comedian/writer living in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. I perform at the DSI Comedy Theater. I'm also evil.
Wed Jan 28

Answering Questions with PT: Thirty-Two

Aurantiacus: If you could live during a specific time in American History, when would you choose?

NOW!  Ha ha, just kidding.  A black President is awesome, don’t get me wrong.  Obama mania has won the nation and the hearts of white people who had nothing better to do than to promote him for the past year.  In my opinion, since we’re talking about Delorean’s time travel here, I would say WWII under Roosevelt himself.  To live in that time, under the fear of knowing that one day, America and everything it is, could be gone by Hitler.  The fear that Americans had back then, shit, compared to this recession, well, honestly, we’re all pussy’s cats.

Porphyreus: Name one celebrity that has no right being a celebrity.

ONE?!  Are you for cereal?  Of all super-tramps?  Tom Cruise for sure.  I still don’t think that people realize that Tommy is apart of the same religion that Charles Manson was apart of.  Google that shit my friend.

Subcaerulus: What is your favorite greasy appetizer?

Egg rolls!  “Peanut butter jelly time!”

Flavus:  Knowing what you know now, what one thing would you change about your high-school career?

Being a part of the S.F.A.A. (Students For Abducting Abortions.)  What was I thinking?!